30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
written by a guy after years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.---> May be if you've got a place of your own. But if you're like the rest of the population of thrifty and practical twenty somethings, you definitely wont be able to do this since you'll most probably living with your parents and family who I think you really wouldnt appreciate the sight of you in your undies.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.---> Di lang mud...BURAK!!! Ikaw ay magiging isang burak! If you're in a relationship, you SHOULD NOT be cheating period!

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.---> ROI of being one of the boys!!!

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.---> It's not because we are vain that we like to hear this but because assuages our insecurities...ahaha! I think I just succeeded in projecting womankind as psychotic! lolz!

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.---> Show off!!!

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.---> Yes, we dont get violent for no reason at all... *innocent eyes*

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.---> Piliin naman ang lugar. Baka naman makasuhan ka ng acts of lasciviousness niyan e!

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.---> Liar liar pants on fire!!! Ma-tosta sana yang pinaka-iingat-ingatan mo!!!

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.---> If you do, tell them we were the best sex you've had in your lifetime! *bleh*

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...---> Inuman ng Sprite! Magpakatotoo ka p're!

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.---> What's the biggest whale again?

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know y ou're a pussy...---> Pussy? When did being a penny pincher make someone a pussy? Hmmm...someone care to explain this?

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!---> Right on!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.---> Awh! *hugs* to whoever came up with this!

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.---> Another hug for you who ever you are!

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.---> My knight and shining armour!

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.---> Ano ito, preventive measure against jealous outbursts?!?!

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.---> You bettter not! Cause I'll slap you with a lawsuit for physical injuries so fast, you'll never know what hit you baby!

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.---> Hey, I know some guys who enjoy chickflicks! Helps them improve their emotional quotient!

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.-->"It’s not always rainbows and butterfliesIt’s compromise that moves us along"--She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.---> EWWWW!!!

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.---> Just to give you an idea...ever had a toothache or wisdom tooth extraction, something similar...

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.---> Kung hindi, mag-commute ka! Sinakay ka na nga, libre na gas, reklamo reklamo pa!

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.---> In short, just put yourself in her shoes when you do something as awful as that.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.---> Yeah, we really just want to be you. *beautiful eyes*

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.---> Gives you another opportunity to touch us... *winkz*

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.---> But there are things better done rough... *winkz*

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.---> Cause for sure, we got down yours to a pat!

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.---> Marinading in cologne= Nauseousness! So if you dont want puke on you, just settle for some dabs on the pulse points. That way, we'll seek out scent. *hehehe*

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.---> Remember, its always better to give than to receive, so give ka lang ng give okay? *lolz*

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.---> Cut back losses as early as possible. You really dont want to invest on something that would inevitably fail. You're just cheating yourself if you do.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.---> "Anyone who, can touch you, can hurt you, or heal youAnyone who, can reach you, can love you, or leave you"-I Bruise Easily by Natasha Bedingfield