Monday, November 28, 2005

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde

I'm currently taking up this seminar course in school as an elective that is handled by two professors. Let's just say that they're a split between Doctor Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. When Dr. Jekyl is the one handling the class, one cant help but listen even if he is discussing economics in the large and pretty much "unchartered" (for the Philippines that is) realm of free trade and international law; a topic that flies above the head of most the people in class, including yours truly (just because the topic really has no prescribed form and is in that sense "un-graspable"). I attribute the class' attention to three reasons the first of which is the fact that Dr. Jekyl is what you would call an eyecandy. He isnt exactly a Mr. Universe candidate (both profs are actually geeks by appearance but Dr. Jekyl was one of the blessed ones that was sprinkled with the fashion fairy's fashionista dust) but he just exudes this self confidence (no! not that angas type of confidence unlike his alter ego that likes to flaunt that they are the only ones in the room that could understand what the subject is...like DUH! Why do you think we took the course if we were such "experts" on the subject?!?!) that makes you take a second look. And when you do, you see his brand of handsome-ness (for lack of a better term). The second reason would have to be his well modulated voice. Pang-dj! His alter ego has this irritating stuck-in-his-throat-trying-his-damnest-to-modulate-it-but-failing-miserably-that's-why-it-comes-out-as-somewhat-as-a-croak voice that makes you just wanna focus on something else to save yourself from the torture. The third reason is that he is groovy. He interperses his lecture with anecdotes from his Buddha & Temple bar gimmicks. How cool is that? I really think that its his way of bringing the topic down to our level particularly when the class hour is during the prelude to Friday gimmick nights (7-9pm). Mr. Hyde must have had his knickers in a bunch last Friday night when he snapped at a classmate for praying out loud when he said that we would be having some silent prayer. His must have been bunched up good! I mean its a prayer! He could have let it slide but I guess aside from having his knickers in a bunch, he was also experiencing PMS! tsk!tsk!tsk! He seriously needs to get laid!!! *evil laugh*

Its been such a long time

Hai, katagal ko ng di nagblo-blog! Mang iisang buwan na ata?!?! Bakit nga ba? Di kaya dahil pangit ang schedule ko? Biruin niyo ang monday nag sisimula ng 2 tapos magtatapos ng 8. Ang masama pa nito e 12 ang simula ng klase ko kinabuksan. Sa patindi ng patinding traffic dahil sa nalalapit na pasok at ang kaakibat nitong shopping frenzy, halos 10 pm na ko nakaka-uwi. *buntong hininga* Kung di yan, marahil ang dahilan e ang sangkatutak na babasahin namin. Ay naku, kelan ba kasi nabawasan ang mga babasahin namin sa pamantasaang ito? Tila bawat taon, lalo lang siyang nadaragdagan. Di na ko magtataka kung isang araw lagpas na sa akin ang mga binasa kong mga kaso at kung ano-ano pang supplemental reading. *isa na namang buntong hininga* At kung hindi pa rin yan ang dahilan, panigurado, ito na ang dahilan! PAGOD ako! Sige nga, sino ba ang hindi mapapagod sa kakabasa, kaka-anticipate ng pag-tawag sa iyo sa recitation at idagdag mo pa ang ang mga special children ng batch kong ayaw magpapicture. Di ba STRESS ito!?!?!

Saturday, November 19, 2005

7 to 11

Yesterday was such a long day! I started it at 7 and ended it at 11-ish. Why? Because I had to follow up 20+ something year olds to go to their photoshoot on time! Gawd! They we were worst than highschool students having their graduation pictures taken! And to think we are all in our post graduate studies! What frustrates me the most is that they sign up and then they cancel on the day itself when they like have a week to cancel.

INCONSIDERATE @holes!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

SEX

No. No. No. Im not going to share sex stories but sex facts...quirky sex facts...enjoy!

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Song to Self

The hardest thing
I've ever doneis keep believing
There's someone in this crazy world for me
The way that people come and go through temporary lives
My chance could come and I might never know
I used to say"No promises,let's keep it simple"
But freedom only helps you say goodbye
It took a while for me to learn that nothing comes for free
The price I paid is high enough for me

I know
I need to be in love
I know
I've wasted too much time
I know
I ask perfection of a quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find---> bull's eye!

So here I am with pockets full of good intentions
But none of them will comfort me tonight
I'm wide awakeat 4 a.m. without a friend in sight
I'm hanging on a hope but I'm all right

I know
I need to be in love
I know
I've wasted too much time
I know
I ask perfection of a quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find

I know
I need to be in love
I know
I've wasted too much time
I know
I ask perfection of a quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find ---> just emphasizing a point...